As-salami Aleichem brothers, It is with much strife in my heart and conscience that I must declare a new age of zealotry in response to constant threats to the true faith. No longer shall we look upon the swine with silent reproach, the time has come for us to take the issue into our hands and offer them only conversion or death. Today will mark the creation of the Great Caliphate of zizouism, former organizations heretofore known as Knights Zizlar and the Vafikangian Guard will be annexed and dismantled to form up the one and only Caliphate in effort to conquer all infidels and achieve the ultimate goal; Pax Zizana. This will serve as a call-to-arms to all true believers, and all coalitions are now declared null and void, all are servants to our great lord zizou. Our brothers' freedom to pray and live a life fulfilled is currently being besieged by the infidel, and thus I have no other choice but to declare a great jihad upon the "Senate of the People's Collective", they have outright refused to acknowledge zizou as the ultimate and true god, and therefore they must be cleansed by fire and sword. Furthermore, they are brazen enough to deem themselves equal to zizou in having titles amongst men, their decadent nature and hubris shall be their downfall. Do I have your allegiance my brothers? We shall strike the infidel at their heart and leave nothing to bear come morrow. To the most loyal of sons the rewards will be many, may all followers of zizou leave their coalitions and join me in uniting the world under one leader, one religion, Praise zizou! zizou is great!
They have fallen into our trap brothers, they will see it is truly a gift and not a trojan horse and succumb to our kindness! Nothing kills like kindness! zizou akbar!
So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner.
So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it.
There is but one resolution to this issue, complete and unconditional surrender - you are to be subjugated into the theocratic system and abide by zizouist law. zizou is merciful and will allow you autonomy, but conversion is mandatory.
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al-Khulafāʾu Fruit ar-Srbija, first of his name, son of zizou and successor of Ironail. Defender of the weak and slayer of the decadent; Gaze upon the sun and it will blind, rather gaze upon the moon and know a fortunate fate comes to those who join late.
So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner.
I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them.
So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner.
I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them.
So are the People of Zizou trying to war The Senate?? The Senate has no need to fight The Mighty Zizouists and views this aggravation as a strange issue and seeks to resolve it. Also we will take the horse, i do like cooked horse for dinner.
I will fight for the Senate. Say the word and I'll go all l33t hax0rz in them.
News from the front! news from the front! This heathen senate has decided in mutual agreement to ban the lord and savior from their maps! We should not tolerate such heresy! Down with the senate!
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Laochra¹: i pray to the great zizou, that my tb stops the airtrans of the yellow infidel
This heathen senate has decided in mutual agreement to ban the lord and savior from their maps! We should not tolerate such heresy!
That's it!
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"Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms".
THE JIHAD IS SUCCESSFUL! We will wipe the remnants of the infidel from this earth! Zizou Akbar! Never let your faith falter, if ever there was proof of zizou's divine will it was at this very moment.
THE JIHAD IS SUCCESSFUL! We will wipe the remnants of the infidel from this earth! Zizou Akbar! Never let your faith falter, if ever there was proof of zizou's divine will it was at this very moment.