Being learster

Join game

Person1: WAAAH LEARSTER WE ALL DOOM

You: Facepalm

Person1: LOL WE ALL DIE

Game starts

Person2 whisper: You want to ally me and Person3?

You whisper: No

Person2 whisper: Why?

You whisper: For no reason

You: pick Germany

Person2: Pick France

Person3: Pick United Kingdom

You: Facepalm

Round1: Person1 & Person2 attacking Berlin with everything they got -> fail, because not allied & fight each other too

You: Facepalm again



Join next game (Person names are refreshed now)

Person1: LOOOOOOOOOL LEARSTER

You: Need a beer

Game start

You: Pick South Korea

Person1: LOL LEARSTER PLEASE NO KILL ME

You: Alright

Person1: LOL I MUST STOP LEARSTER

Person1: Pick North Korea

Person1: I ONLY PICK NK TO BLOCK LEARSTER

Person2: Pick China: North

Round1: Person1 & Person2 send everything they got into Seoul

You: Drink whole beer at once, while facepalming


Join next game (Names refreshed again)

Person1: HOLY FUCK LEARSTER

You: Search for relaxation videos on YT

Person2 whisper: Ally?

You whisper: No

Person2 whisper: Why?

You:

Game start

You: Pick Germany

Person1: Pick United Kingdom

Person2: Pick France

Person1: Saying random bullshit you already forgot

You: Start listening to soothing female voice on YT

Round1: Person1 takes everything he has, loads it into 8 air transports and puts it into Berlin, Person2 attacks all your other cities

You: lose

Person1: GG learster

You: Are not sure if serious

You: Quit

You: Can't have a single good game anymore because of little hysteric fucks

You: Go and take an afternoon nap

That's fucking win right thar.

A+ would rep again

Laughed my ass off

Lmao, did they do that often to you?

I know that feel bro.

Lmao learster. Even on my best days on adverage only 2 or 3 players fear me and they're not on my enemy list. But for you almost every player knows you and fears you! XD

Fear is a kind of Respect^^

Strange kind, but...

IM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE D: DONT BLAME ME. I FEAR LEARSTER BUT I DONT JOIN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM D:

Napisao Runway1R, 20.03.2012 at 13:57

IM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE D: DONT BLAME ME. I FEAR LEARSTER BUT I DONT JOIN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM D:

I would join next to learster but I would never attack him 1st turn. I prefer a fair fight rather than noob tactics.

This should win best thread on Afterwind.

This is way too funny

Those who fear learster truly just want to BE learster. <3

Napisao Counterpart, 20.03.2012 at 15:23

just want to BE learster. <3

I want to be a Jamaican version of him

Hard to be learster eh=/

This should just be called being rank 10, happens nearly every game.

Lmao I had a learster feeling today. All ally fag to kill me and fail so I went easy on them.

I have no problems, i constantly solo games and eurasia game. If it ever gets to the point where people do this to me then i'll change my name haha.

Napisao nonames, 21.03.2012 at 21:33

I have no problems, i constantly solo games and eurasia game. If it ever gets to the point where people do this to me then i'll change my name haha.

Lucky. Even when I change my name this still happens. XD But being solo is the best. You don't have to worry about a backstabbing ally feeding info to your enemy all the time. But it also may mean every player allyfags against you.

Tis so funny how you things turn out if people fear you.

1.) LilD plans to humiliate world by taking it over with Africa.
2.) picks Nigeria
3.) Game starts
4.) All Europe allys
5.) All European countries go into Africa.
6.) Facepalm.

(Has happened to me 15 times in the last 2 months.)

Wow, they were afraid of Nigeria? Really? This is even more ridiculous than learster's situation!

Napisao YOBA, 05.04.2012 at 17:28

Wow, they were afraid of Nigeria? Really? This is even more ridiculous than learster's situation!

I know right?

Being vaglneer

you: beat leartser

learster: u suk vag u will nvr be good

you: facepalm, drink beer and feel anus of the many females in my vicinity

Napisao VAGlNEER 2.0, 05.04.2012 at 17:37

Being vaglneer

you: beat leartser

learster: u suk vag u will nvr be good

you: facepalm, drink beer and feel anus of the many females in my vicinity

lmao 5000/5