Black humor is like an aborted child, it never gets old

How to prevent children in Africa from walking hungry? Cut off their legs.

How parents punish their blind children? They arrange furniture in the apartment.

Some friends went at the immobile Tito's house to call him to play football, call at the door and Tito's mother opened.
Friends asked: 'Where is Tito?'
His mother answered: 'He is in the house, why you need him?
Friends: 'We need him to play football with us'
Mother: 'But... but Tito is immobile'
Friends: 'Oh, we know, we don't need a player, but we are missing one goalpost'

How does a little gypsy know her mother has a period of menstruation?
Her brother's dick has a nasty taste.

6 000 000 jews cant be wrong... Camping is fun.

What do you do to a deaf-haired girl when you rape her? You slam her hands so she doesn't tell it to her mom.

What present a child without hands recieved for Christmas?
A gloves.
I'm kidding, his present is still unopened.

What is a pregnant woman to a pedophile? Kinder egg

Why does the gypsy wedding have a lot of cakes? That flies do not go to the bride

What's the difference between ping pong balls and Nigerian
Not much, about 100 grams

A young retarded girl come to the ice cream bar and asked for an ice cream.
A worker asks her: 'Do you want vanillia or chocholatte?'
Retarded girl: 'All the same, it's gonna fall on the floor anyways'