"Hi. I am Joe Biden and I am running for the US Senate..."
"We hold these truths to be self evident. We are all created, by the...you know-you-know...the thing..."
"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so, God rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait- your mom's still alive. It was your dad who passed. God bless her soul."
It gets better...
"Why the hell would I need to take a cognitive test? Come on, man!"
PS. Btw, this is not spam, this is some good quality heart-to-heart quotes from a man who plans on governing the USA.
PSS. I can't wait to see him go against trump...
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"Long have you hunted me. Long have I eluded you. No more. Behold the sword of Elendil."
-Lord Aragorn, High King of Arnor and Gondor