100% White!

I got my DNA test back today let's check




As we can see here I'm not Jewish so that's a good start. Although I'm fairly decent financially I realise I'm not going to make it as a banker now.

If we break it down essentially Finland/Scandinavia is the same thing so I will propose I am 1/10 Finnish.

Europe west is not specified however on closer inspection of the map it does not specify however they circled France Swiss Germany Benelux ect so therefor I would assume 1/10th Germanic.




Sadly I am 2% slavic, I was always curious why I grew up in foster care and such and now it's very clear to me, I'm genetically related to poor white people so it makes sense. Don't worry though I share 2% of the same heritage as Mauzer, so I would like to formally ask my blood brother to UN-ignore me.


If I zoom in real fast there's some dots in Scotland too so I'm partly Scottish also, I feel this is why I have an affinity to Mel Gibson in Brave heart because he was fighting from my freedom from the rest of my dna.

I lament that I am 16% potato, it explains why I have autism and I have a mexican friend who's studying to be a nurse, I asked him once if he wanted to build a wall with me and he got really mad at me, so I just told him I've got autism,

I'm not a fan of potatoes but I've had a week or two when I only ate potatoes because cheap and hot food was nice. I read that mens cum can alter a womans DNA so I consider the 16% null. Let's bump it down to 14% Irish.



Lastly there is just a shit load of dots on England some retard put there to try and confuse me, they can not deny my European Heritage. 100% White.

I was playing Battlefield 1 and the majority of units were african so that's pretty retarded they just put all those dots there


I was so scared I'd have aboriginal DNA, but it would have been nice to get the free cash for being black.


You can't win them all - Amok

Napisao 4Chan, 06.07.2017 at 00:35

>2% slavic
>100% white
pick one

- I'm also 100% white!

There's a lab and biowep factory in my town(soviet remnants but they're good scientists), i know those people and they already said they can find my origin via blood sample, costs $50

I hope i have Irish origin, but considering my luck i'm probably Kerek.

Napisao Skanderbeg, 06.07.2017 at 10:34

There's a lab and biowep factory in my town(soviet remnants but they're good scientists), i know those people and they already said they can find my origin via blood sample, costs $50

I hope i have Irish origin, but considering my luck i'm probably Kerek.

what a coincidence i am also cheroke

Im 100% slav!!!! dont need to check DNA

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 11:16

Im 100% slav!!!! dont need to check DNA

a slav in Levittown, what a surprise

Is this literally what europoors talk about all day.

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 11:35

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 11:16

Im 100% slav!!!! dont need to check DNA

a slav in Levittown, what a surprise

you dont know what levittown is

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 12:37

you dont know what levittown is

it's the trashiest part of bucks county, not surprising thats where you're from

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 12:41

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 12:37

you dont know what levittown is

it's the trashiest part of bucks county, not surprising thats where you're from

lies

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 12:41

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 12:37

you dont know what levittown is

it's the trashiest part of bucks county, not surprising thats where you're from

the trashiest part is actually norristown... and im a poor russian immigrant

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 11:35

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 11:16

Im 100% slav!!!! dont need to check DNA

a slav in Levittown, what a surprise

Hmm, didn't know 10% of American whites are Slavs. Always wondered what kept American machine going.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_Americans

Combining that with 25% are German Americans, and you have Hitler's dream.

How can I get a race DNA test? I really want to learn my origins.

Dont know about DNA origin, but found out two of my oldest recorded ancestors over hundred of years ago had names of polish origin and were both accountants... funny thing is im an accountant, so is my father, my mother aswell and my grandfather was one too.

Basically if they invent the animus from Assassin Creed games and you can relive the memories of your ancestors i shouldnt even bother entering the fucking thing or im just gona end up calculating shit in different time periods... kurwa!!!

Napisao Skanderbeg, 06.07.2017 at 10:34

There's a lab and biowep factory in my town(soviet remnants but they're good scientists), i know those people and they already said they can find my origin via blood sample, costs $50

I hope i have Irish origin, but considering my luck i'm probably Kerek.

I kinda wanna do a dna test too, just to check heritage, really curious, even though i've got the generations all registered

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:05

Basically if they invent the animus from Assassin Creed games and you can relive the memories of your ancestors i shouldnt even bother entering the fucking thing or im just gona end up calculating shit in different time periods... kurwa!!!

Massive lmao

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:05

Dont know about DNA origin, but found out two of my oldest recorded ancestors over hundred of years ago had names of polish origin and were both accountants... funny thing is im an accountant, so is my father, my mother aswell and my grandfather was one too.

Basically if they invent the animus from Assassin Creed games and you can relive the memories of your ancestors i shouldnt even bother entering the fucking thing or im just gona end up calculating shit in different time periods... kurwa!!!

Accountant playing duels - not fair.

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:05

Dont know about DNA origin, but found out two of my oldest recorded ancestors over hundred of years ago had names of polish origin and were both accountants... funny thing is im an accountant, so is my father, my mother aswell and my grandfather was one too.

Basically if they invent the animus from Assassin Creed games and you can relive the memories of your ancestors i shouldnt even bother entering the fucking thing or im just gona end up calculating shit in different time periods... kurwa!!!

Also. duel me.

Napisao Al Fappino, 06.07.2017 at 15:23

I kinda wanna do a dna test too, just to check heritage, really curious, even though i've got the generations all registered

How far back does your family record go?

Napisao Rock Lee, 06.07.2017 at 15:41

Also. duel me.

NO!!!... elo is the worst drug i ever did, cant go back to that hell xD

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:47

How far back does your family record go?

From one of the sides, up until 1620/1650, there's at least 12 generations part of the family

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:05

funny thing is im an accountant, so is my father, my mother aswell and my grandfather was one too.

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 13:09

the trashiest part is actually norristown... and im a poor russian immigrant

Norristown is trash but it's nowhere near the trashiest, the only other part that can even compete with Levittown is Bristol, if we're only going by white areas then levittown definitely takes the prize

4chan offers bjs for reps

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 21:24

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 13:09

the trashiest part is actually norristown... and im a poor russian immigrant

Norristown is trash but it's nowhere near the trashiest, the only other part that can even compete with Levittown is Bristol, if we're only going by white areas then levittown definitely takes the prize

where do you live?

Napisao Viruslegion, 06.07.2017 at 21:24

Napisao hairbags, 06.07.2017 at 13:09

the trashiest part is actually norristown... and im a poor russian immigrant

Norristown is trash but it's nowhere near the trashiest, the only other part that can even compete with Levittown is Bristol, if we're only going by white areas then levittown definitely takes the prize

k then

Napisao Al Fappino, 06.07.2017 at 16:10

Napisao Goblin, 06.07.2017 at 15:47

How far back does your family record go?

From one of the sides, up until 1620/1650, there's at least 12 generations part of the family

Dayum.

Brown on the outside, but white on the inside.

Napisao 4Chan, 06.07.2017 at 00:35

Sadly I am 2% slavic,

Agree.

Sadly you are only 2% slavic and not more, because you would be better person, little snowflake.

Can you give me some relevant reason(s) why you are putting slavic in such a negative context?

Napisao Skanderbeg, 06.07.2017 at 10:34

There's a lab and biowep factory in my town(soviet remnants but they're good scientists), i know those people and they already said they can find my origin via blood sample, costs $50

I hope i have Irish origin, but considering my luck i'm probably Kerek.

Ahahahaha

There is non lab or biowep factory in Kragujevac (Serbia), so you are probably 97% Turk.